You're So Ugly Jokes |

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"You're so ugly..."		Contributor
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand, the cats try to bury you!		Alicia
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents!		Alicia
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry!		Alicia
You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!		Alicia
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet!		Alicia
You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!!		Alicia
You're so ugly, no one wants to see your freakin' face!		Pauline
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