"you're so ugly when you walked in public everybody screamed terrorist attack!!		teamleanos1
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand, the cats try to bury you!		Alicia
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents!		Alicia
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry!		Alicia
You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!		Alicia
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet!		Alicia
You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!!		Alicia
You're so ugly, no one wants to see your freakin' face!		Pauline
You're so ugly, that if you look in a mirror too long, it breaks!		Dally4eva
You're so ugly, that when you swim in the sea, sharks get scared!		Dally4eva
You're so ugly,when you were born your mom thought she gave birth to the devil's son!		teamleanos1
You're so ugly, THE MOM TOOK ONE LOOK AT U AND NAMED U **** HAPPENS
You're so ugly, forget about the ugly stick...you were born in the UGLY FOREST!
You So Goddamn Ugly,When Yo Mama Look At Yo Daddy She Said Damn I Should Have Gave You Head!!
You're so ugly, you couldnt get laid in a monkey whorehouse ... even if you had a bagfull of bananas !!!
You're so ugly, to look more normal you need to shave your ass and learn to walk backwards ... and walk on your hands ... with a mask on your ass !
You're so ugly, you didnt just get hit with an ugly stick ... you got hit with the whole damm tree!
You're so ugly, when you was a baby yo mama had to chain you up ... just so the cats couldnt bury you in the sand box !
You're so ugly, the only explaination as to why you won the sperm race was that the rest of the other sperm were to busy throwing up at the sight of you that they all gave up and went the other direction !
You're so ugly, you stared at medusa .. and turned her ass into stone!

You're so ugly, that the paper bag burned before you could put it on.