JOKES1) You're so ugly you went the haunted house and came out with an applicationapplication.
2)You2) You were so ugly at birth your parents named you "Shit happens"happens".
3)You're3) You're so ugly when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parentsparents.
4)You're4) You're so ugly every time your mother looks at you she says to herself " Damn iI shoulda just gave head".