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They say to "Always put yourself in others' shoes," but you shouldn't be caught dead sporting the Ugly Shoes featured below.

Ugly Crocs

Crocs
This is what happens when function rapes form in the face and leaves it for dead in a shallow grave in the Florida Everglades.
Uggs

Uggs
An onomatopoeia in boot form. Recommended for lazy girls that think they're fashionable.
Basketball shoes
Basketball Shoes
Have you tried out the new "Air Sucks"? Basketball shoes have managed to maintain the highest proportion of ugliness for any shoe genre since 1989.
Birckensucks

Birckenstocks
Jesus may have been a hippy, but he would still punch you in the face if he saw you wearing these. Add socks for instant damnation!
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