They say to "Always put yourself in others' shoes," but you shouldn't be caught dead sporting the Ugly Shoes featured below.

Crocs This is what happens when function rapes form in the face and leaves it for dead in a shallow grave in the Florida Everglades.	Uggs An onomatopoeia in boot form. Recommended for lazy girls that think they're fashionable.	Basketball Shoes Have you tried out the new "Air Sucks"? Basketball shoes have managed to maintain the highest proportion of ugliness for any shoe genre since 1989.
Birckenstocks Jesus may have been a hippy, but he would still punch you in the face if he saw you wearing these. Add socks for instant damnation!	Half High-Heels How do you stand normally without falling on your ass? This woman looks so unstable!	WTF?! We have no idea what these are! But, we'll let you know soon, actually, we don't really wanna know what they are!
1920's Hip-Hop shoes! My great-grandmother didn't even wear this back in the day!	1, 2, 3 on your feet! If you ever have a problem with maths at school just look at your feet and these shoes will give you the answer!	Type your photo caption or credit here.
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